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A man enters his local bar holding a frog and and iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing blue moon. "That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000. "I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangle Banner.
As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000." The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left. The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist.
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"How dare you mock me?! I will have you put in jail for this!" Aloosa's beautiful face changed into a mad and dangerous one. She reached into a pocket and took out a pinch of some kind of powder. Then she flew above Jessica's head. Jessica scrambled up onto her feet but not fast enough. "JAIL HER!!!" Aloosa yelled. In a poof of purple smoke, Jessica was gone. "Ugh..." she moaned. She found herself with a pink collar on her neck in a really big cage with no top. She fumbled around with the collar, it was way too tight. "Not such a good idea," said a cold voice, "The princess wouldn't be too happy with that. No, not at all." Jessica turned around and around. She saw a faerie in black next to her right ear. "Where am I?! Let me go home!" Jessica grabbed the faerie's arm with her index finger and thumb. It bit her. "Ouch!" "I still think they should've put a top on this cage. Even though you are a bit stupid," the faerie flied out of the cage. It hovered in front of the cage's door. "I will be back soon so don't think about escaping." Then the faerie left. Jessica didn't think about escaping. Just getting rid of the collar. "Oh yes. And that collar. There's a shocker built into it so if the wearer gets it off, they'll get shocked until we turn it off. But it can kill. So I don't recommend it," the voice boomed out of a speaker. Jessica let go of the collar immediately. She looked around. The cage was covered in plants. Only the way to the door had a trail but it curved and she couldn't see how far it went. Suddenly, a drop of water landed on Jessica's hand. She looked up. It was raining...
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