Deadly Virus Missing
Because of a forgotten famine back during the Great Depression, a virus was made to kill everyone in case they were all suffering. Thank goodness, this was not needed.
But, now someone has stolen it!
"The virus can wipe out China in 6 hours. Therefore, we hope to find them, and get it back from them before they can destroy the whole world," stated Dr. Virucsty.
It is also said that this virus might be connected with the disease SARS.
"SARS is just about .30176592835087623498656123409879% as dangerous as this virus," says Mr.Mathguy. Only a small portion of the virus stolen. It seems that the longer the virus is kept, the deadlier it becomes.
On Tuesday, a letter was found in the mail. It didn't show who it came from though. Someone had cut out letters from a magazine to hide their handwriting. The letter said:
Dear V&C LABS:
I have found out that their is one way to survive the virus you are reasearching on. The Methylchloroisothiazolinone in shampoo helps a little. If the patient is lucky, they will just come down with something a little worse than a cold. But sometimes, they will get a rash all over their body, sprout a few more fingers, and get something similiar but worse than chickenpox.
I hope this will be very helpful.
Sincerely,
P.O.O.P
The Ministry Of Mystery Magazine Association or MOMMA are looking at the letter very carefully. They are trying to find out which magazine the letters came from and all the people in the world that order those magazines.
We wish them and you good luck. Please call 1-800-GET-REAL if you get any information on this person or who took the virus.
