May 11: Happy Birthday! It is your birthday today. You will be celebrating your birthday. A tragedy will happen to you. It will be a surprise until you read this. It will include a telephone. The president will call you. Then, you'll run into a wall. You'll break your nose and go to the hospital. So wear a helmet or something. At the hospital, it will be double charge day so it will be very expensive. This will make you so mad that while you are slamming your hand on the counter, your finger will break. Then you'll go into debt. So that is very bad.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Albert Einstein

I didn't go bankrupt.

Spookyville didn't go bankrupt.

OfhT bought RELlishin' for 2 pennies, then went bankrupt.

LiDNA, Corp sold Dumbos and saved $999,999,999,999.

intel went bankrupt because they were caught copying the real intel's name.

Do you actually read this stuff?

mesinger didn't go bankrupt but nearly did.

dOOne sold LoOkYlOoKy for nothing and saved $1.

 

 

 

 

Today: I thought it was summer. What happened to the nice sun? Where'd it go? Well, it's sorta chilly right now.

Tomorrow: Huh?

The Day After Tomorrow: What? You wanted me to tell you everything? No way!

And the Day After That: Uh. What was the question again?

In 4 Days: Go away. Don't bother me.